Follow along if you want as I celebrate imperfection. You'll laugh, roll your eyes, and probably be able to totally relate. And if you don't like it. Don't read.
Observations and Revelations: Me Edition
I love a good bottle of wine but after the first two glasses could drink it out of a box. Sometimes I just start with the box.
My kids watch TV.
Beach over moutains anyday.
Diet Pepsi sucks.
I have a social networking addiction. It's not herion, it'll be ok.
I don't think, I know I have the most beautiful kids on the planet.
My husband is hot.
When I had children I fell out of love with our dog. I am working on falling for him again.
I can do all our laundry in one day and almost never get it put away before it's time to do more.
I have an unhealthy obsession with loading and unloading the dishwasher. My aforementioned hot husband doesn't do it right.
I don't have the mental drive to run for more than three minutes. Therefore I do intervals.
I did a half marathon 18 weeks pregnant.
The left side of my body doesn't sweat.
I fought hard to nurse my second baby. I totally get why people don't nurse.
I have dreams. Currently I am waiting for someone to read my mind and offer me a book deal.
I do work part time outside of my house. Bringing home some bacon... not much.
I do work out. I suck at dieting. It works for me.