Who is the Best part?

I survived my 30th birthday and am embracing a brand new decade.  With grace, style, and spitup on my shoulder.  Writer by trade.  Wife first, mom of 2 second.  Believe that if you can't laugh at yourself and your family you can't laugh at anyone else.  I like to laugh at other people.  Or with them.  

Follow along if you want as I celebrate imperfection.  You'll laugh, roll your eyes, and probably be able to totally relate.  And if you don't like it.  Don't read.

Observations and Revelations: Me Edition

I love a good bottle of wine but after the first two glasses could drink it out of a box.  Sometimes I just start with the box.

My kids watch TV.

Beach over moutains anyday.

Diet Pepsi sucks.

I have a social networking addiction.  It's not herion, it'll be ok.

I don't think, I know I have the most beautiful kids on the planet.

My husband is hot. 

When I had children I fell out of love with our dog.  I am working on falling for him again.

I can do all our laundry in one day and almost never get it put away before it's time to do more.

I have an unhealthy obsession with loading and unloading the dishwasher.  My aforementioned hot husband doesn't do it right.

I don't have the mental drive to run for more than three minutes.  Therefore I do intervals.

I did a half marathon 18 weeks pregnant. 

The left side of my body doesn't sweat.

I fought hard to nurse my second baby.  I totally get why people don't nurse.

I have dreams.  Currently I am waiting for someone to read my mind and offer me a book deal.

I do work part time outside of my house.  Bringing home some bacon... not much.

I do work out.  I suck at dieting.  It works for me.